FIclet from the zombiepocalypse. BtVS/SPN; Buffy Summers/John Winchester implied; PG; the prompt was "can we talk about my Daddy Issues some other time?"

( Except now I'm kind of wanting to write an entire fic around this scene. )

Title: Meet It and Live It
Author: juleskicks/Twinkledru J.
Rating: PG
Notes: BtVS/Doctor Who crossover. AU for both, taking off from "The Gift" for the former and "Boomtown" for the latter. From a prompt for tenyearsofbuffy, from toestastegood: What if Buffy's swan-dive through the portal to save Dawn actually spat her out through the Rift, in Cardiff?
Summary: ( It might be an end. It might be a beginning. As many such events are, it's probably a little of both. )

For nixve. ( On-Vacation Buffy. Crossover with Chronicles of Narnia. 292 words. )

For doublefourtime. ( Book-Reading Buffy. Buffy/Tara. 193 words. )

For marenfic. ( Exhausted Buffy. Buffy/Gunn. )

For allpootoo. ( Pregnant Buffy. Gen, AU, X-Files crossover, cameo by Alex Krycek. )

For whylime. ( Dancing Buffy. Buffy/Sharpe, 'Prophecies and Prejudice' verse. 220 words. )

So there's that too!

And now, some reading and bed. Yay!

The first five ficlets for the 28 flavors of Buffy meme. Including slash, het, threesomes, and gen. Woo!

For alixtii. ( Obedient Buffy. AU, shades of pre-Buffy/Faith, 252 words. )

For ladyvivien. ( Eating-Her-Lunch-And-Drinking-From-A-Soda-Bottle Buffy. Slight Buffy/Tara, S6. )

For the_lisa. ( Changing-in-the-Library Buffy. Buffy and Oz, though more gen-friendship than romance. 194 words. )

For thepiratequeen. ( Bath-time Buffy. BtVS/House, Buffy/House(/Wilson). 180 Words. )

For septembergrrl. ( Greedy Buffy. Buffy/Anya, PG, 239 words. )

Nearly half remain unclaimed, so if you want a ficlet of your own, go check out the list.

Title: Should Wear a Warning
Rating: G
Fandom: BtVS/Doctor Who (Ninth Doctor)
Pairings: None, at the moment, though ultimately every imaginable combination of Buffy, Giles, the Doctor, and Rose. Possibly Jack will end up in there somewhere, too. And who knows who else.
Disclaimer: Totally for fun and not profit, rights held by Davies, Whedon, BBC, Fox, &c.
Notes: For crossovers100, "beginnings". First of a series. Credit goes to katemonkey for inspiration, as we ended up throwing this plotbunny around whilst hanging out last summer and I am finally getting around to writing the freaking thing.

( A prologue of sorts. )

Title: The Logistics of Performing Post-Fight First-Aid (and Also Making Out) in a Hammock
Author: Twinkledru J.
Pairing: Buffy/Fred
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Totally not mine.
Notes: For glossing in the femslash_minis Fred challenge. Close to 1500 words. AU. Hope you like it, love!

( Fred was in a fight. Buffy cleans her up. )

Title: Some Things Are, In Fact, Okay
Author: juleskicks
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Joss, not I.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
Pairing: Buffy/Oz/Nina
Notes: Make-up fic for marenfic's Buffyverse Sandwich Ficathon. For marenfic, who wanted post-apocalyptic Buffy/Oz/Nina.

( Even at the end of the world, sometimes things can surprise Buffy in the ways they manage not to suck. )

Title: Skin
Author: juleskicks
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
Pairing: Buffy/Illyria
Rating: R for some sexual language.
Notes: For crossovers100 ('outsides') and joss100 ('paint').
Disclaimer: Joss. Duh.

( Buffy, Illyria, and the skin they're in. )

BtVS/A Great and Terrible Beauty. Prompt #94, "Independence".

( Sword. )

Title: Just Drifting
Rating: NC-17 (MOTHER, YOU ARE WELCOME TO READ IT, BUT I NEVER WANT TO KNOW)
Fandom: BtVS/Firefly
Pairing: Buffy/Jayne
Notes: For crossovers100. Challenge was 'star'. Post-"Chosen", post-Serenity (though contains only a very slight, blink and you'll miss it spoiler for that).

( Captain ain't gonna like that he's sleeping with Buffy. )

Also, after watching some S1 O.C.? OMG, Buffy/Kirsten/Sandy. Which is all about the kids reacting to it. OMG. Ryan would have been semi-attracted to Buffy, and thus would be slightly weirded out. And Seth would be like "Oh god, my Dad is living out my fantasy -- "

And Summer would interrupt and go "Your fantasy is to have a threesome with the guidance counselor and your mom? EW!"

And Seth would go, "Uh, okay, wow, thanks for the confidence in my ability to be well-adjusted, Sum. No, but the part about having sex with a hotass superhero? And," he would hurry to add, "the woman with whom I am totally and completely in love, Summer? That part."

Alas, tomorrow is busy-ass, and so I have not confidence that I shall get the chance to write it. But it will be awesome, when I do. Oh yes. That plotbunny makes up for the asstacular day, right there. HI-larious.

1. For distant_beaches. As incredibly cool as all the pairings she came up with were (and I may still have to write me some Buffy/Mal, and/or Dawn/Wallace)? The prospect of Keith Mars/Buffy was just way too intriguing.

( Facts. )

2. For fox1013. Mal/River, and Christmastime. Because... Mal/River! Christmastime! The only thing which might possibly be better is Christmukkah on Serenity.

Think about it, yo.

( Lights. )

And prairiedaun requested a Sharpe/Firefly crossover, with Harris/Kaylee, which omg, works way too well... except that Kaylee is very, very bad for drabbling because she starts yammering and soon you realize you've got, like, a hundred and eighty words and you're only half done with it, and this is more of a ficlet than a drabble. So we'll have to see how that ends up. Heh.

And now I must run off to pick up books I need, and mail a package, and possibly pick up a Death Cab CD. Also, yo, Amy, would it be cool if I called later? Just to say hey, and because we have not talked in far too long.

Title: The darkest evening
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Buffy/Giles.
Rating: Nothing major. PG on the MPAA scale, probably.
Notes: For the allthejellies themeless B/G ficathon. Specifically, for drowningentropy, who requested Buffy in LA post-S2, angst, and an attempted suicide. Title is from Robert Frost's poem "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening".

( A spell is keeping Buffy in the dark. )

Title: Training is a Life-Long Business
Rating: R
Pairing: Buffy/Kennedy
Notes: For fluffybkitty, written as part of the Buffyverse Down and Dirty Femmeslash Ficathon. She wanted B/K, a journey by train, Buffy being caught off-guard, and no major angst. Hope this pleases!

( Kennedy tries to teach Buffy a lesson about awareness. Buffy teaches Kennedy a lesson about control. )

Title: How Kaylee Frye Won Two Bets in the Space of One Trip
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It's all Joss'.
Notes: Firefly/BtVS/Angel. Fred/Willow. For the Firefly/Buffyverse crossover ficathon, written for wisdomeagle. In the Ff timeline, set before the pilot (and thus before Book, Simon, and River are on board).
Summary: Kaylee now has half a dozen strawberries coming her way, and doesn't have to cook for a week, and it's all thanks to two passengers.

( They got on at Diana, a fact that seems to cause the two girls no small amount of amusement, 'cuz they giggle a lot about it, and when Kaylee looks at them funny, the girl with the red hair looks a little embarrassed and grins at her. )

Title: ... and a Whole Lotta Crazy Crap on the Walls
Fandom: BtVS/Angel
Disclaimer: Joss. Duh.
Notes: Buffy/Gunn, and also Wes/Lilah. For the incomparable glossing. Sequel to Could Be Purgatory. Many thanks to the also-incomparable fox1013 for hand-holding.
Summary: Buffy and Gunn have a business lunch.

( It was Lilah and Wesley who wanted to have monthly briefings. )

A present from the World's Worst Quaker to the World's Worst Jew. In other words, for Amy, from another girl who has no business enjoying Christmas as much as she does. *grins*

Title: Merry Cookies
Rating: PG
Notes: For fox1013. Slight Buffy/Faith, if you tilt your head and squint, but could also be gen. Post-Chosen.
Disclaimer: Whedon. Not me.

( The first Christmas after. )

Title: Could Be Purgatory
Rating: PG
Notes: Buffy/Gunn. Post-finales.
Summary: Gunn and Buffy try to figure out where they might be.

( 'So what is this?' Buffy asks at IHOP one day. )

So, for the second week in a row, the weekly challenge at TM has inspired a relative epic from me (the required length is typically between 150 and 250 words, although they won't generally bite your head off if it's less, and certainly won't hold it against you if it's more). This time, I managed to make it something that could stand alone. So, that's fun.

Title: This Base Control
Rating: PG
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Disclaimer: Joss's yay!
Notes: Inspired by this week's challenge at Theatrical Muse. Nine 100-word drabbles.


( Nine looks at Buffy Summers and the prospect of losing control. )

Whoo. And now, to bed.

Title: The Dancer
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Whedon, not me, yadda yadda yadda.
Notes: Written for the Drusilla ficathon. For darling_effect, who requested Drusilla alone, and Paris in 1920. I don't make much mention of the year, but it is in Paris, and it's Dru gen, so I hope this is acceptable!

( Drusilla meets a Slayer in Paris. )